Per l'Inps è deceduto esattamente 10 anni fa. Ma il 29 agosto si sposerà. L'uomo, Carmine Pasquale Suriano, sdrammatizza e invita il direttore dell'istituto a farlo rientrare tra i vivi
Per l’Inps risulta deceduto dal 31 luglio del 2000. Se fosse vero, premettiamo, ieri sarebbero trascorsi esattamente dieci anni dal “tragico” accadimento. Per fortuna così is not. Indeed, the fifty-three in Nova Siri, Carmine Pasquale Suriano , unemployed accountant with a history of banking is alive and well and is in excellent health and good spirit. And there's more. The next August 29 convolerà a wedding with his beloved wife with whom lives for years, Tina Vurchio, with whom he also had a daughter. The protagonist of this story Kafka told the newspaper his misfortune by making a detailed reconstruction and ironic at the same time of the incident. "As a citizen, particularly attentive and motivated to use new technologies and tools made available through the Web although the various state institutions - has Suriano said - I like it and find it useful to access the various services that I find interesting, including INPS, Inland Revenue, The Portal of the motorist, etc.. So in the month of February, I asked about internet access pin Inps personalized services through electronic procedure, after a few days I get a phone call to confirm details of the applicant and therefore the demand, and receive the second part of the pin to access the INPS data and all the online services offered to citizens. But here begins with the discovery that the case remained a still died July 31, 2000. In the evening, and to defuse disbelief, I immediately called my partner near your computer and our daughter, but read as I was reading, that result has died, to which we all burst out laughing and just to throw it in satire, I realized that I was still among the living. Then - he continued - to see how she reacted INPS before a request was received from the other world because the applicant was deceased in their archives, I immediately used the opportunity to apply through the online procedure accreditation Contributions to military service, a practice that I was duly processed and credited contributions on May 26. But then, one wonders, to INPS are live or spend time behind a deceased person? So, in my opinion, this is a triple fault, the first of sistema, che non doveva consentire il rilascio del pin ad una persona che risultava nel loro archivio deceduto, il secondo anch’esso di sistema non doveva consentire all’operatore di poter lavorare ed evadere una richiesta di una persona deceduta, ed infine il terzo quest’ultimo anche umano oltre che di sistema, perché mi hanno accreditato i contributi, ma hanno continuato a ritenermi deceduto. Una storia all’italiana, chissà, magari qualcuno risulta vivo al posto mio ed io deceduto al posto suo. Comunque, vorrei concludere questa brutta disavventura, nella maniera più positiva e breve possibile, quindi do a voi de “Il Quotidiano” anche il mio annuncio di matrimonio, che vorrete estendere al direttore dell’Inps so perhaps participating - he concluded - will see for themselves this obvious mistake and get me back alive in the archives of the institution he represents ".
SOURCE: Pierantonio Lutrell from The Daily Basilicata
Per l’Inps risulta deceduto dal 31 luglio del 2000. Se fosse vero, premettiamo, ieri sarebbero trascorsi esattamente dieci anni dal “tragico” accadimento. Per fortuna così is not. Indeed, the fifty-three in Nova Siri, Carmine Pasquale Suriano , unemployed accountant with a history of banking is alive and well and is in excellent health and good spirit. And there's more. The next August 29 convolerà a wedding with his beloved wife with whom lives for years, Tina Vurchio, with whom he also had a daughter. The protagonist of this story Kafka told the newspaper his misfortune by making a detailed reconstruction and ironic at the same time of the incident. "As a citizen, particularly attentive and motivated to use new technologies and tools made available through the Web although the various state institutions - has Suriano said - I like it and find it useful to access the various services that I find interesting, including INPS, Inland Revenue, The Portal of the motorist, etc.. So in the month of February, I asked about internet access pin Inps personalized services through electronic procedure, after a few days I get a phone call to confirm details of the applicant and therefore the demand, and receive the second part of the pin to access the INPS data and all the online services offered to citizens. But here begins with the discovery that the case remained a still died July 31, 2000. In the evening, and to defuse disbelief, I immediately called my partner near your computer and our daughter, but read as I was reading, that result has died, to which we all burst out laughing and just to throw it in satire, I realized that I was still among the living. Then - he continued - to see how she reacted INPS before a request was received from the other world because the applicant was deceased in their archives, I immediately used the opportunity to apply through the online procedure accreditation Contributions to military service, a practice that I was duly processed and credited contributions on May 26. But then, one wonders, to INPS are live or spend time behind a deceased person? So, in my opinion, this is a triple fault, the first of sistema, che non doveva consentire il rilascio del pin ad una persona che risultava nel loro archivio deceduto, il secondo anch’esso di sistema non doveva consentire all’operatore di poter lavorare ed evadere una richiesta di una persona deceduta, ed infine il terzo quest’ultimo anche umano oltre che di sistema, perché mi hanno accreditato i contributi, ma hanno continuato a ritenermi deceduto. Una storia all’italiana, chissà, magari qualcuno risulta vivo al posto mio ed io deceduto al posto suo. Comunque, vorrei concludere questa brutta disavventura, nella maniera più positiva e breve possibile, quindi do a voi de “Il Quotidiano” anche il mio annuncio di matrimonio, che vorrete estendere al direttore dell’Inps so perhaps participating - he concluded - will see for themselves this obvious mistake and get me back alive in the archives of the institution he represents ".
SOURCE: Pierantonio Lutrell from The Daily Basilicata
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