Thursday, August 26, 2010

Do Diabetics Have Sweet Semen

NOVA SIRI - Lights and shadows of a summer hot

Speech council leader of the Democratic Party, Pasquale Favale
After the summer break, galvanizes the political debate in Nova Siri. In the center-right majority that administers the past year the City to the border with Calabria led by Mayor Joseph Santarcangelo after replacing former deputy mayor Michele abdomen, with Nicholas Suriano, replaced in turn by Cosimo Pancaro , now emerging in some fibrillation of the junta. Just to the latter, a delegate to the Old Town, as well as Public Works, is not liked that the Councillor for Culture Giuseppe D'Armento did a few days ago a visit to the historic center: "Regenerating the old town - said D'Armento - is a priority that feel very, very interesting corners and can be hidden a magnificent natural backdrop for a candidate to Piot. "From this was born an internal squabble. Pancaro saw it as interference beautiful and good against him, as the delegation to the old town is his. He did not hesitate to say it now the mayor, showing his displeasure. A hot climate then, albeit cleverly omitted. Meanwhile, the council leader of the Democratic Party, Pasquale Favale, met in the town, thunders against the council to highlight what he says are difficult issues. "The waste collection service - his debut - is malfunctioning. It 'something that we drag around for several years. We have always spoken in the various councils. This year we reached the paradox, after an increase of 13% of TARSU the service has not improved. The call to obtain the contract of service for 750 000 € an idea which seemed to reset the service of Pharaoh went to the desert because of the minimal cost. " Notice to tell the truth, in Nova Siri Marina, in Trieste and Liberty Avenue near a mini dump bins, mattresses, scaldabagno, vecchi elettrodomestici, gomme e sacchetti in abbondanza di rifiuti che a cassonetti ripieni vengono depositati per terra. Questo nelle ore serali. Il mattino successivo, questi vengono rimossi dalla ditta che eroga il servizio, ma il grosso rimane. L’esponente di punta della minoranza affronta poi la questione strade rurali nei pressi del centro storico. “Sono piene di buche – ha spiegato ed i cittadini che danneggiano la loro auto fanno conciliazioni extragiudiziali per rivalersi del danno subito. Il Comune liquida direttamente, poichè non ha contratto alcuna polizza. Un altro problema serio è quello della mancata risistemazione del plesso della scuola elementare sita nel centro storico, ad oggi a pochi giorni dall’inizio the work of the school promised there is no trace. The construction industry in general has stagnated and even public parks not and maintenance. Then a summer program at stoccatina edited the Councillor D'Armento. "It 's regrettable - held to highlight Favale - that without the involvement of private financing, which have invested some shows, the bill would leave even more to be desired since the intervention was not much. This year reports a drop in tourist numbers. Of course - he concluded - the failure to make the administration that has neglected some essential services, has contributed to negative. "
FONTE: Pierantonio Lutrelli da Il Quotidiano della Basilicata

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Forum Pattycake-online

brawl ends in the "Dolce Vita"

Finiscono in manette due albanesi e quattro italiani. Tutto è iniziato per futili motvi. Nel noto bar di Nova Siri iniziano a litigare e poi si prendono a calci e bottigliate
Dopo un tranquillissimo sabato sera di inizio agosto in una località turistica, solitamente tranquilla, qual è Nova Siri Scalo, dove si erano da poco tenuti i festeggiamenti (tardivi) per la Madonna del Carmine, per l’esattezza intorno l’una e mezza, presso il bar “La Dolce Vita”, in via Siris, il corso, riempitosi a dismisura fino a poco prima, si è scatenata una violenta rissa fra due cittadini Albanians living in Nova Siri Scalo, in possession of a valid residence permit and four Italians also of the place. The six contenders, two Albanians, respectively, twenty and twenty-two, four Italians and twenty-seven, twenty, twenty and nineteen, with a number in drunken state, they began to quarrel, probably for trivial reasons, and thereafter the altercation has degenerated so much that we have moved from words to blows and the "bottles". This has turned a violent brawl during which six have angrily scrambled, not skimping kicks and punches, using, for guilt, even bottles of beer. On the spot, alerted by a call to 112, arrived in a very short time, the local police station, on the other services already engaged in some territorial control over a period of rapid population growth due to the presence of many vacationers that up to half an hour before he populated the street full of stalls and entertainment. The military once near the bar, have identified the six subjects, now battered and one of them, despite the presence of policemen and wounds, still showed aggressive intent clear. The military has done well to stop young people before they could get away or fight back and at the same time, warned the 118 service, to ensure appropriate care for the wounded. I are, subject to medical treatment, have reported various injuries and, in particular, the most serious, a twenty-seven Italian, suffered a compound fracture of the nasal septum with a prognosis of three weeks, while the other five reported a prognosis between the two and seven days, one of them in particular, were applied three stitches at the arch eyebrows. Restore calm, finally, the military has accompanied the protagonists of the fight in the barracks and, after further investigation, were arrested for affray and aggravated conducted at the home district of Matera. It 'been pointed out, finally, just some minor damage to the local public interest, as the holder and owner dell’esercizio ha reagito prontamente e una volta avvedutosi della rissa, ha provveduto subito sbarrato porte e finestre. Nella giornata odierna i legali dei giovani arrestati presenteranno le rispettive istanze di scarcerazione.
FONTE: Pierantonio Lutrelli da Il Quotidiano della Basilicata

Dry Heaves In The Morning

Carmine Pasquale Suriano a wedding e. .. a funeral

Per l'Inps è deceduto esattamente 10 anni fa. Ma il 29 agosto si sposerà. L'uomo, Carmine Pasquale Suriano, sdrammatizza e invita il direttore dell'istituto a farlo rientrare tra i vivi
Per l’Inps risulta deceduto dal 31 luglio del 2000. Se fosse vero, premettiamo, ieri sarebbero trascorsi esattamente dieci anni dal “tragico” accadimento. Per fortuna così is not. Indeed, the fifty-three in Nova Siri, Carmine Pasquale Suriano , unemployed accountant with a history of banking is alive and well and is in excellent health and good spirit. And there's more. The next August 29 convolerà a wedding with his beloved wife with whom lives for years, Tina Vurchio, with whom he also had a daughter. The protagonist of this story Kafka told the newspaper his misfortune by making a detailed reconstruction and ironic at the same time of the incident. "As a citizen, particularly attentive and motivated to use new technologies and tools made available through the Web although the various state institutions - has Suriano said - I like it and find it useful to access the various services that I find interesting, including INPS, Inland Revenue, The Portal of the motorist, etc.. So in the month of February, I asked about internet access pin Inps personalized services through electronic procedure, after a few days I get a phone call to confirm details of the applicant and therefore the demand, and receive the second part of the pin to access the INPS data and all the online services offered to citizens. But here begins with the discovery that the case remained a still died July 31, 2000. In the evening, and to defuse disbelief, I immediately called my partner near your computer and our daughter, but read as I was reading, that result has died, to which we all burst out laughing and just to throw it in satire, I realized that I was still among the living. Then - he continued - to see how she reacted INPS before a request was received from the other world because the applicant was deceased in their archives, I immediately used the opportunity to apply through the online procedure accreditation Contributions to military service, a practice that I was duly processed and credited contributions on May 26. But then, one wonders, to INPS are live or spend time behind a deceased person? So, in my opinion, this is a triple fault, the first of sistema, che non doveva consentire il rilascio del pin ad una persona che risultava nel loro archivio deceduto, il secondo anch’esso di sistema non doveva consentire all’operatore di poter lavorare ed evadere una richiesta di una persona deceduta, ed infine il terzo quest’ultimo anche umano oltre che di sistema, perché mi hanno accreditato i contributi, ma hanno continuato a ritenermi deceduto. Una storia all’italiana, chissà, magari qualcuno risulta vivo al posto mio ed io deceduto al posto suo. Comunque, vorrei concludere questa brutta disavventura, nella maniera più positiva e breve possibile, quindi do a voi de “Il Quotidiano” anche il mio annuncio di matrimonio, che vorrete estendere al direttore dell’Inps so perhaps participating - he concluded - will see for themselves this obvious mistake and get me back alive in the archives of the institution he represents ".
SOURCE: Pierantonio Lutrell from The Daily Basilicata